Friday, May 25

I Support Undead Marriage

As the election season starts turning it wheels, all the issues that were normally discredited before as unimportant make their way to the light.

For example, recently President Obama recently came out to the press to say that through the influence of a younger generation he has come to the conclusion that he now supports Gay Marriage. Whether this is a campaign ploy or not, it still is a good cause to get behind. Why not let two people who love each other get married right? After all they are people.

So Mr. President, you have given me the courage to stand up in front of my laptop and write out in front of the whole internet to see... I SUPPORT ZOMBIE MARRIAGE!
It has taken me a while to come to terms with me decision but rest assured it is a honest one. For years I have discriminated against the undead under the guise that my beliefs in zombie movies dictated how they should be treated. That the only good zombie is a dead zombie. That according to the gospel (any zombie movie ever created) zombies are the way they are by choice and unless they renounce their ways and get cured should be denied their rights and killed.

Through much reflection and careful thinking, I realized it wasn't their choice to be the way they are. Rather, they were bit that way. They can't help the way they are any more than you or I could help the color of skin we were born into. We are all humans and they were too at some point, so why deny them what we have?

I mean think about it, imagine if someone came up to you and said "Hey! I don't agree with the way you are living your life based on some made up stories my parents force fed me as a kid. So because I think I'm better than you, you don't get to have what I have!"

Sounds silly right? Well that's the oversimplified version of what is going on here! I say it's time to open up our arms to the zombie community and say we accept you just the way you are and if you want to be happy we won't stand in your way! Not because it's the "popular" thing to do, but it's the right thing to do.

Cheer up corpse bride! You can get married now!

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Adam said...

I support gay marriage as well as undead marriage

YeamieWaffles said...

I support all kind of inter human marriage and also support marriage for humans who aren't alive, I don't think I'd fancy having a zombie wife though haha!

D4 said...

If more zombies got married, it'd give me better opportunity to apply the 2 heads with one shot trick.

tigey said...

Yey, finally ! Been waiting a lot for this.

Ioana-Carmen said...

Looking good sweetie! do you wanna follow each other?:X