Monday, October 24

Finger Food

Want to make a real splash at your upcoming Halloween party? Well fear not my friend because I got the snack idea of the century to drive the crowd wild! Human fingers! Just snip off some of your digits you aren't using and serve them to your guests. Then bask in your culinary prowess as guest after guest compliments you on how good your fingers taste. But for all you sissys out there that don't want to give up your precious fingers, then here is a recipe on how to make some fake ones.

Here is what you need to get:

  • 2 cans of your favorite pre-made pizza dough. (or you can home make it for that unique taste)
  • 1 jar of marinara sauce.
  • Italian seasonings (or any seasonings you like)
  • Butter (yummmmmm)
  • 1 bag of Almonds

Now that you got your ingredients together it's time to put these little devils together.


  1. Follow the instructions on the dough's container on preheating the oven. (Preheat to usually around 350 degrees).
  2. Roll the dough up into little rolls about the size of your finger
  3. Stick an almond in the end of the roll for the finger nail.
  4. Brush on some melted butter and sprinkle some seasonings.
  5. Place the finished fingers on a greased cooking sheet and put them in the oven
  6. Wait for them to cook to a golden brown. (exact time can be found on the dough container)
  7. Let them cool off a bit and dip the end that doesn't have the almond in it in the marinara sauce for that gory and delicious touch.
There you have it everyone! Delicious finger bread sticks that are so good it will wake the dead and make them want to steal your food!

Back in you go...
This was just one of the many Halloween ideas coming your way up until the 31st. Stay tuned for more! Also be sure to share this with your friends so they can get some cool ideas for their All Hallows Eve parties as well.

Some of the previous ideas:

Zombie Pumpkins

Forked Eyes
Zombie Drinking Game (Adults Only)
Finger Food
Infection Juice
The Living Bread
Brain Eating Contest
Roll-Up Body Peel

Thanks for reading and only 7 more days! =D

P.S. For anyone out there that cares, Zombies Everywhere celebrates it's First Birthday TODAY! Kinda hard to imagine that exactly one year ago I was just another soul in the millions of blogs out there in the web. Well, I still kinda am today just with more fans and well over the 100,000 view mark. Anyway, I just wanted to use this opportunity to thank each and every one of you for making this dream of filling the world with Zombies that much sweeter. You are the reason that I continue to do this and I can never say enough to properly thank you for making this the best year ever!

As a way of saying thank you, I have made the famous Peace. Love. Zombies only ONE PENNY! Check the top right corner button to order yours today. stickers will be $0.01 for the next two days (until 10/26). Supplies are limited and only one will be allowed per household. Get yours today! =D


YeamieWaffles said...

These are amazing man. I really wish I had the cooking prowess to make them look as awesome as they do in that photo. Thanks for sharing regardless buddy!

The Angry Lurker said...

Now that's a good looking recipe that I may try myself, Paypal wouldn't let me proceed.

A Beer for the Shower said...

I am just crafty enough, and those look just tasty enough that I will have to try that. Awesome recipe.

Shutterbug said...

I love finger food! What a great snack idea! :D

R.gers said...

They look tasty, I guess they are finger licking good?

danjor21 said...

Those look cool! My kids and I love breadsticks but I might have trouble getting the little ones to eat it!

Congrats on the 1yr mark! Keep up the good work!

Orang3 said...

I explaine the same recipe with variations few days ago, enjoy!

Bonjour Tristesse said...

Those look awesome, I just might give it a try.

D4 said...

I want to eat these fingers. I do.

And congrats on the year! It's few who make it, you've earned it!

aurora8darkangl said...

Wow those are amazing I must say! Definitely worth 5k!=) Another amazing food idea that will be added to our Halloween day.=)

T. Roger Thomas said...

I worry that baking these will be cause for a psych evaluation.

Biff Tanner said...

Now that's some real finger food.

Autumnforest said...

Seriously num num!

i_love_weed said...

those are some nasty ass fingers xD

iZombie said...

i could be a nail bitter in this...

Marlene said...

Ooooh, that's freaky!! I'd probably have to do a double take if I saw those at a party!

Lady Estrogen said...

I LOVE THESE - but I'm laughing so hard- they're disgusting.
Considering I have a huge fingernail hangup, but yet, I love almonds, I would be seriously conflicted whilst eating them.

sabrina john said...

Human fingers! Just snip off some of your digits you aren't using and serve them to your guests. Then bask in your culinary prowess as guest after guest compliments you on how good your fingers taste.

Allintong Jacob said...

Oh My God! These are just looking like real human fingers. I hope this is the perfect Halloween food and people will like it very much. Thank you so much for your great post. financial aid for nursing students