Thursday, June 2

Apocalypse: October 24, 2013

This whole failed prediction to the end of the world by that crazy religious guy got me to thinking... Apparently anyone can just come out of nowhere, make a dumb prediction and people will go all crazy believing it to be true. So I figure, 'If he can do it, why can't I?' With that being said I tell you all now to repent and get your affairs in order because judgement day is upon us once again! Not by Jesus or any sort of religious figure, but by ZOMBIES!! That's right! Zombies!! Save the date for October 24, 2013 because that is the day the dead will rise from their graves and the world will truly come to an end! I base this prediction on absolutely nothing and have zero evidence or facts to back up what I am saying, but if that idiot Harold Camping predicts dumb stuff then so can this idiot.
Post the date and info on your facebook and your twitter and anywhere else you can. Write it on the back of dollar bills if you want to. Get as many people as you can to believe that the end of the world is on October 24, 2013 and we in the know shall sit back and laugh as the stupid people of the world freak themselves out again.

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There goes the neighborhood...

Thanks for reading and spread the word! :D

34 comments:

The Angry Lurker said...

I'll start preparing now brother.

Dejch said...

oh noes again end of teh world?

aurora8darkangl said...

Haha so it's that time of the year for the world to end again? Well guess I'll save the date. (it's on my grandmas birthday too lol)

Sean Thomas Fisher said...

For realz, player? Only two more Halloweens are left?? Bummer. So many costumes, so little time...

Melanie said...

I being training today!

fit4life said...

you sir are brilliant

cbaxter said...

where is the count down clock?

phthalo. said...

Ohdear. At least this prediction is pretty interesting.

D4 said...

The error here is SAYING that anyone can so you can. It's so believable too. Tsk.

Xenototh said...

Hey, people only believe if it is their zombie that is bringing the apocalypse! Besides, letting too many people know might mean there would be less zombies. :(

Mrs. Pickle said...

I would rather have a zombie come to my front door than Mr. Rogers. Because we all know he was a dirty pervert pedophile anyway.

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Blk Jesus said...

now this i cant wait for!

Mike said...

Interesting

Lesha said...

SO BE IT! ^_^

Zombie Ad said...

Must go swim with some dolphins

Erika said...

Oh no!!

It's happening again!!

Shelby Fox said...

Yo I think you have to be old and have $10 million to spend on advertising. That's how you get an end of the world message out there.

Copyboy said...

CRAP! I have a bar mitzvah that day! Love the blog background!

Autumnforest said...

I wanna go by zombie apocalypse. At least I stand a chance since I'm a little faster and smarter than them (a little)

Zombie Ad said...

I've had my annual leave approved! :)

trippinkets said...

great post

CPH said...

This is so silly.

I can't even worry about it.

Also, I've been away for a while, but now I'm back! Just leaving this little "P.S." to blogs I enjoy and want to know that I'm still here!

Astronomy Pirate said...

Shut up and take my money!

ed said...

my body is ready

Kicking Rocks said...

that would be a great prediction if it happens! Nice new layout!

Rob said...

I'd better build me a zombie proof house.

Inhia said...

! Well I didn't know till like 2 days before the rapture...

Colin Biano said...

well, i should start my public urination tour around the world now i suppose

BTN Hip Hop said...

your correct. love the satirical style of your posts.

PopularAi said...

My research findings concur with your predicted Zombie Apocalypse date. It must be true.

Anonymous said...

thats my birthday...

Bob tL said...

Colce Bef Bumm

Anonymous said...

NO ITS NOT, ZOMBIES CANT AND WONT EXIST, OCTOBER 24TH IS MY BIRTHDAY, AND PLUS, GOD WILL NEVER! LET ZOMBIES BE REAL, YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!! HE WONT!AND IF YOU THINK THEY WILL, YOU WILL BE IN HELL WHEN YOU DIE

Anonymous said...

Antichrist will have food for 6 months. According to Russian Orthodoxy, Jesus will come back to end the flying antichrist's rule when this antichrist conceives a thought in his evil mind that he 666-isotope-ray-lasered everyone. Antichrist's minions came up with Dec. 21 in order to desensitize people to the real events predicted in the Bible. Antichrist is 0% God and 100% man. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's pale with red eyes. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. 666ed people go to permanent hell. 666 is given by lasers (isotope rays) on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card (world passport). Reject 666. Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Those who reject 666 will go to heaven. Also, their direct ancestors will be saved from hell. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Again, 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card (world passport). Police will chip and isotope ray people on highways. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost. If you're about to be marked, scream: "Lord, have mercy!" three times. Go hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/billy-the-puppet/images/21516626/title/billy-photo